WALL OF SOMMI · Issue 1
A Secret Best Kept
Your Friend Sommi is a guy talking to a camera about financial markets and crypto. But really — it’s more like internet theater.
Somehow, this one guy with a camera has enough presence that you start referring to his videos as “episodes”… of his… “show.”
I had no idea what he was saying when I first started watching. I’d play it in the background, catching a few words here and there through his Australian accent.
There are naturally recurring themes and phrases that take his efforts into cult territory:
Sommi plays his “pumpy G music” as a topic transition interlude, reminds the viewer he’s studying financial markets “18 hours a day,” and delivers “the highest-value content in crypto — it’s not even close.”
This is my shrine to Sommi. I’ll share highlight clips here.